Let me tell you a funny story that happened to me today. I took my snake, Rocky to the vet and said, "My snake is cross-eyed is there anything you can do for her?"

"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at her." So, he picked Rocky up and examined her eyes, then took her temperature."

Eventually, he said "I'm going to have to put her down."

Naturally, I was horried. "You're going to put her down just because she's cross-eyed?"

"No, because she's really heavy."